Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Friday, May 25, 2007

How did you know what I had for lunch?

DEFINITION: n. The bits of food that get stuck between your teeth, and remain even after you brush.

How did you know what I had for lunch?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dentritis: /det-tree-eye-tus/ His none use of dental floss lead to dentritis, random food debris trapped between his teeth. Etymology: dental + debris + itis Created by: Stevenson0.

Morselcode: /mor-sell-cohd/ she claimed she was dieting but her morselcode said chocolate Etymology: morsel- small scrap of food code- a mesage that can be interpreted by the few afficinados Created by: suzanne.

Embarrasites: /em-ba-riss-ights/ i turned up to the job interview unaware that my mouth was full of embarrasites Etymology: embarrasing, parasites Created by: rikboyee.

Evidents: /evv i dense/ I could tell from the evidents that ribs were on the canteen lunch menu again this week. Etymology: evidence. dents as in dental. Created by: galwaywegian.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=lunch

Be Creative,

James

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

What are you doing?

DEFINITION: A sudden, uncontrollable desire to eat something fast, usually occurs at bedtime.

What are you doing?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nappetite: /nap-ah-tight/ everytime his head hit the pillow his nappetite would kick in Etymology: nap, appetite Created by: rikboyee.

Moonchies: /moon-cheez/ He had an attack of the full moonchies, that irresistible urge to chow down and send himself to dreamland on a full stomach. Etymology: moon + munchies Created by: Stevenson0.

Boltdozer: /bowlt-dozer/ As soon as dusk fell he became a boltdozer, wolfing down any junk food in sight - he eventually married a short order chef Etymology: bolt (to eat hurriedly) + dozer (sleeper)also refers to bulldozer Created by: Jabberwocky.

Nightstoker: /nye-t-stoker/ He kept it hidden by day but he became the nightstoker at bedtime. Etymology: night stalker + stoke (feed) Created by: porsche.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=bed

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I had to eat ten bowls of cereal before I felt better

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Therapeat: /thair-ah-peet/ after she got home from her nieces wedding, she desperately needed to therapeat Etymology: therapy, eat Created by: rikboyee.

Smorgasbored: /smOr-giz-bOrd/ Selina sat in front of the food she just pulled from the fridge. She is smorgasbored and content to eat her blues away after being dumped by her boyfriend of nine years. Etymology: smorgasbord, as in buffet/ bored, as in discontent or depressed Created by: toadstool57.

Sadisfy: /sad-is-fy/ Food will sadisfy my empty stomach as well as my empty heart. Etymology: sad + satisfy Created by: lauramy.

Proznack: /PROH-snak/ When his HMO denied his claim for anti-depressants, Terry turned to Proznacking. I hear he is up to 4 boxes of FiddleFaddle a day. Etymology: Prozac (popular antidepressant) + snack Created by: Alchemist.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=cereal

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game