Showing posts with label lie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lie. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Of course I'm twenty-one!

DEFINITION: v. intr. To lie about your age. n. A misrepresentation about your age, usually presented because you want to appear younger or older.

Of course I'm twenty-one!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Exagerate: /eggs-ayj-err-ayt/ to get into the nightclub she was forced to exagerate Etymology: age, exaggerate Created by: rikboyee.

Manipulage: /ma-nip-ul-age/ Ah, c'mon, let me in! A bit of manipulaging has never done anyone any harm. Etymology: manipulate+age Created by: w5lf9s.

Misagery: /mis-age-er-ee/ Misagery is a common practice among first year college and university students using fake I.D.'s to gain access to bars near the campus. Etymology: mis + age + ry Created by: Stevenson0.

Embellage: /Em - bell - age/ You are so guilty of embellage! There is no way you are the same person pictured on this Drivers License! Etymology: Embellish + Age Created by: guesser.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=age

Be Creative,

James

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

I do not need or use deodorant.

DEFINITION: A lie told by a politician which is not really a lie, because in their heart of hearts, they are pretending it is true. I do not need or use deodorant.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Balonimony: /ba-LO-na-mo-nee/ When he was running for office, he gave an oathspiel about how he cared about the environment; when he was elected, I realized it was just his bullief and nothing more than balonimony. Etymology: baloney (a lie), testimony Created by: purpleartichokes.

Defactualize: /dis-fak-choo-lize/ The Prime Minister was able to defactualize about the situation by thinking about what he will do in the future, not what he did to cause the problem. Etymology: de facto + fact + conceptualize Created by: Stevenson0.

Doubledupe: /dubbl-doop/ His argument that subways were inhabited by zombies was so convincing that it became a doubledupe and he always had to take the bus Etymology: double + dupe and dupe + double Created by: Jabberwocky.

Lewinksy: /lew-in-ski/ Bob Roberts told a lewinsky in his comments to the press yesterday because he so desperately needed for the lie to be true. Etymology: Derived from B.Clinton's excessive bending of the truth (i.e. lying) in the Monica Lewinksy scandal. I liked the guy anyway but he had a gift for "the lewinsky". Created by: jedijawa.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=lie

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game