Sunday, March 25, 2007

I do not need or use deodorant.

DEFINITION: A lie told by a politician which is not really a lie, because in their heart of hearts, they are pretending it is true. I do not need or use deodorant.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Balonimony: /ba-LO-na-mo-nee/ When he was running for office, he gave an oathspiel about how he cared about the environment; when he was elected, I realized it was just his bullief and nothing more than balonimony. Etymology: baloney (a lie), testimony Created by: purpleartichokes.

Defactualize: /dis-fak-choo-lize/ The Prime Minister was able to defactualize about the situation by thinking about what he will do in the future, not what he did to cause the problem. Etymology: de facto + fact + conceptualize Created by: Stevenson0.

Doubledupe: /dubbl-doop/ His argument that subways were inhabited by zombies was so convincing that it became a doubledupe and he always had to take the bus Etymology: double + dupe and dupe + double Created by: Jabberwocky.

Lewinksy: /lew-in-ski/ Bob Roberts told a lewinsky in his comments to the press yesterday because he so desperately needed for the lie to be true. Etymology: Derived from B.Clinton's excessive bending of the truth (i.e. lying) in the Monica Lewinksy scandal. I liked the guy anyway but he had a gift for "the lewinsky". Created by: jedijawa.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=lie

Be Creative,

James

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