DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Enal: /e-nal/ To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead of speaking any more. He's totally enal. Etymology: e-mail + anal Created By: Stevenson0.
Dotcompulsive: /dot-com-poll-siv/ when he realised that pressing send/receive had become the most exciting part of his day, he knew he was dotcompulsive Etymology: dot com, compulsive Created By: rikboyee.
Elecbonics: /ee-lec-bon-ix/ Bob had an addydiction and spoke only in elecbonics, so by the time he could e-mail his coworkers that he "did believe he was experiencing an acute myocardial infarction," it was too late. Etymology: electronic, ebonics Created By: purpleartichokes.
Obsessemail: /ahb-SEHS-e-male/ Between Rhonda's chipped fingernails and Bret's carpal tunnel, you'd think they'd start arguing in person, and give up the obsessemail war. After all, they share an efficiency apartment. Etymology: obsess + email Created By: Alchemist.
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