Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Snortopilot: /snore-toe-pie-lut/ she found herself constantly brakedancing while her dad was driving on snortopilot Etymology: snore, autopilot Created by: rikboyee.

Snoozecontrol: /snooze-con-troll/ Jill drove to work each day on snoozecontrol, barely aware of having made the trip and having no memory of any part of the 20 minute drive. Etymology: snooze (half awake or less) + control (like cruise control only while in a semi-snooze) Created by: jedijawa.

Tranceport: /trans port/ her new method of tranceport was more incarcoma than carcinoma, but was nonetheless fairly life threatening. Etymology: trance, transport Created by: galwaywegian.

Carvana: /Kar-varh-na/ After 15 years of solid driving experience, Betty had finally reached carvana - the awareness that her car and the traffic are ONE... and everything else is maya, illusion... Etymology: Car + nirvana. Nirvana: the highest spiritual plane according to Buddhism. (Maya, btw, is the Hare Krishna (Hindu sect) word for illusion.) Created by: Discoveria.

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http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=driver

Be Creative,

James

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