Monday, March 5, 2007

Why... do... you... keep... looking... at... your... watch?

DEFINITION: A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly through long explications, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say.

Why...  do...  you...  keep... looking... at... your...  watch?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Insomniyack: /in-som-ni-yak/ Chris was a motivational speaker at sleep deprivation conferences - his sessions always sold out first Etymology: insomnia + yack Created By: Jabberwocky.

Slowspoke: /slow-spoke (said very slowly with long drawn out syllables - OK you figured it out long ago)/ Colin was a renowned slowspoke, and could never work out why his conversants kept toe-tapping or clock-watching or finger-drumming. Etymology: slow poke (a dawdler) + spoke (past tense of speak) + slow (not quick witted esp. not realising that the audience already understands) Created By: petaj.

Dallygabber: /dal-ly-gab-ber/ It took Frank, a classic dallygabber, three minutes to say what most people could in thirty seconds. It became so frustrating that everyone was finishing his sentences for him. Etymology: dally + gab + gabber Created By: Stevenson0.

Monotonacity: /mon-O-tone-as-city/ Jill spoke to David with monotonacity, determined to make her point, droning on and on till David finally fell asleep. Etymology: monotone/tenacity,persistant determination Created By: toadstool57.

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James

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