Sunday, March 18, 2007

I winning!

DEFINITION: A state of hyper-attentive focus combined with WBT (Whole Body Twitching) and IEE (Ignores Everything Else), which commonly afflicts video game players.

I winning!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Levelupsy: /Lev-ell-up-see/ Patient S is the first documented case of fatal levelupsy. S had a history of chronic gaming; patient was discovered convulsing upon couch, ignoring symptoms of asphyxia while playing a common console game. Etymology: Level up + epilepsy. Epilepsy: a chronic nervous system disorder causing seizures. Created by: Discoveria.

Wiitusi: /wee-TOO-see/ When Brandon pops in Mario Party 8 and begins his crazy wiitusi, nothing is safe. His mom finally gave up and just removed all the remaining unbroken Hummels from the family room. Etymology: wii (vid game) + watusi (the dance, not th e tribe). I am probably dating myself with this one... Created by: Alchemist.

Videoverdrive: /vi-dee-oh-vur-drive/ At first glance, I thought my son may have Tourettes Syndrome, but when I saw that he was playing a game, I realized he was just in videoverdrive. Etymology: video, overdrive Created by: purpleartichokes.

Nintendosis: /nihn-tehn-DOH-sihs/ Alex's nintendosis affected him to the point that he couldn't hold a pencil in class, and his glazed-over eyes saw little Marios bouncing round the chalkboard. Etymology: Nintendo + -osis Created by: mplsbohemian.

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James

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