Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Eewhh! I should have done a visual inspection first.

DEFINITION: To systematically sniff your clothing as you remove it, in order to determine whether or not any of it can be "safely" worn again.
Eewhh! I should have done a visual inspection first.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Distinkuish: /-dɪˈstɪŋkwɪʃ-/ Some allergy sufferers find it difficult to distinkuish whether a garment is reusable during the spring and should therefore rely upon other methods, such as smudgspecting or dampvestigation. Etymology: From stink + distinguish Created By: ErWenn.

Funksnuffle: /FUNK-snuh-fel/ Nah, man I can't play X-box, I gotta do laundry. Everything I own has failed the funksnuffle test. Etymology: funk + snuffle Created By: Alchemist.

Wardprobe: /ward-prohb/ On washing day I always do a wardprobe on my shirts to try and cut down on the number of loads I need to do. Wardprobing is now listed in all energy saving pamphlets as a way to cut back on the wasteful use of hot water. Etymology: wardrobe + probe = ward(p)robe Created By: Stevenson0.

Smellcheck: /Smell-chek/ Rob smellchecked every item of clothing he wore. It was a small price to pay to avoid doing laundry until the mouldy patches became noticeable. Etymology: Smell + check + spellcheck. Spellcheck: that thing on Microsoft Word that tells you if your spelling could use some correction. Created By: Discoveria.

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James

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