Monday, March 12, 2007

But they're not my dishes!

DEFINITION: A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it's time to do the dishes.

But they're not my dishes!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dishcord: /dish-cord/ After the meal is finished and we are feeling full and sleepy it is time for our daily dishcord over who is to clean and wash up the mess. Etymology: dish + dishes + discord Created by: Stevenson0.

Kitchencounterattack: /kit-chen-cown-ter-a-tak/ A full fledged kitchencounterattack occurred last night in a small town near here with knives,forks and plates flying through open windows and injuring passersby. A dishwasher has been installed to prevent further outbursts Etymology: kitchen + counter attack Created by: Jabberwocky.

Dishagreement: /dish-ah-gree-ment/ What started out as a dishcussion, quickly escalated to a dishagreement, followed by a full-blown dawnnybrook. Etymology: dish, disagreement Created by: purpleartichokes.

Dishtopia: /dish-to-pee-ah/ Our pleasant family dinner quickly dishcended into a dishturbing dishtopia as soon as Dad said "Time for dishes." Mom tried to calm things down with a few platetitudes, but they were left broken on the kichen floor. Etymology: dish + dystopia Created by: wordmeister.

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James

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