Monday, April 23, 2007

Do you really get paid to insult people?

DEFINITION: A person who insults people for a living.

Do you really get paid to insult people?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Indignatary: /in-dig-nuh-tair-ee/ Sue is a professional indignatary, seizing every opportunity to publically insult people. Etymology: indignant, dignitary Created by: purpleartichokes.

Insultant: /in-sult-ant/ "I have spent many years honing my insulting skills, so your suggestion that I'm ripping you off is, well, it's an insult, an apersion, an impertinence." And so ended another negotiation over the extortionate insultant fee. "And you smell like bag of rotten mussels", she yelled as she left the building. "Quite clearly she is excellent at her job, let's get her back next time." Etymology: consultant + insult Created by: petaj.

Scornstar: /scorn-star/ Because he was a popular scornstar, he attracted masochists Etymology: porn star + scorn Created by: porsche.

Belligerist: /-bəˈlɪdʒəˌɹɪst-/ "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" shouted the belligerist at the unexpecting man who had just purchased an argument and accidentally wandered into the wrong room. Etymology: From belligerent + -ist Created by: ErWenn.

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James

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