DEFINITION: To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Cerebroil: /sare-ee-broil/ Jim prefers his steak done Pompeii style, whereas I like it rare. I always used to have problems getting the timing right but now I just cerebroil his so they are both done at the same time. Etymology: cerebral (of the brain) + broil (to cook by direct heat Created by: pinwheel.
Mindcrowave: /mynd-crow-wayv/ when she walked into the kitchen she found Allan standing in front of the oven, desperately trying to mindcrowave the osso buco in time for dinner Etymology: mind, microwave Created by: rikboyee.
Dishfullthinking: /dish-ful-think-ing/ With only minutes left before his guests arrived he resorted to dishfullthinking to cook the frozen lasagne in time for dinner Etymology: wishfull thinking + dish (as in dish up food/cook)+ dishfull as in full dish Created by: Jabberwocky.
Telekitchenesis: /telly-KITCH-en-e-sis/ Uri, if you really must use your telekitchenesis skills at least put them to good use. Save us some electricity instead of just bending spoons and forks. Etymology: telekinesis + kitchen Created by: petaj.
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